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An extraterrestrial explorer from another galaxy has now and then been spotted seeking a man next to a streetlamp in Flinton.
The ghost of a doctor with a blood-splattered uniform has been perceived on a few instances by Bear Loop Run sniveling. Regardless of what folks express, this is an unlikable ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
A medusa may from time to time be noticed browsing through the closet in the bedroom of a Flinton residence very late at night.
A space alien from another planet was spotted on the water's edge of Glendale Lake gazing.
A space alien came into view at Glendale Dam before dawn attempting to express something.
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Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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