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These are some lies we made up about Fayetteville.
An alien tourist from another planet is frequently perceived at a public phone in Fayetteville making a telephone call.
A gargantuan prairie dog is known to have been observed on one or two instances yelling names of people by the side of a deserted highway in the neighborhood of Fayetteville late in the night.
A knight's armor with no person inside may repeatedly be perceived gulping water from Chestnut Spring on a dark night. No matter what, this ghost sure is terrifying; one that is rather not upset.
A somewhat translucent guy outfitted as the captain of a freight ship has now and then been observed hiding a body by a big rock in Caledonia State Park after midnight. If you listen to what the folks who live here claim, this ghost gets pleasure from terrifying people who are bold enough to interrupt the serenity in Fayetteville.
William Shakespeare is once in a while seen gazing crossly at the viewer in Dark Hollow in the early morning
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hours before sunrise.
A space man from planet Pluto is known to have been made out on one or two occasions staying in a deserted home in Fayetteville.
A big terrifying ghost can every now and then be witnessed hurling rocks under a terrifying giant tree in Mont Alto State Forest. Regardless of what people say, this is an unfriendly ghost
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that you do not want to come across at midnight.
A gargantuan addax was spotted up on Briar Mountain excavating an outlet.
A space invader from another world was made out destroying a glove on the water's edge of Carbaugh Reservoir.
The ghost of a tied up guy materialized standing by a deserted highway near Fayetteville. When perceived the ghost came within reach of the observer who then fled.
Frankenstein's Monster was spotted flinging pieces of wood into the stream at Birch Run before dawn.
A space invader has regularly been noticed by Antietam Dam on a dark night staring at the water.
A gigantic frog is repeatedly spotted in a house in Fayetteville.
A big bloodcurdling dragon has been said to have been perceived on numerous occasions wandering along a secluded highway right next door to Fayetteville.
The martian commander of a UFO can often be distinguished becoming visible in a bathroom mirror.
The phantom of a hobo has now and then been made out before sunrise sprinting after a passing
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Ford on a gloomy road right next door to Fayetteville. Many residents declare this ghost likes scaring foolhardy people who come seeking ghosts in Fayetteville.
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Ghost Sightings From Fayetteville
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Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
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