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The phantom of a teen girl is known to have been noticed on several occasions scrutinizing Allenport Hollow in detail after midnight. One thing's for sure, this ghost indisputably is scary; one that you shouldn't go searching for.
An alien from another solar system can be distinguished very frequently staggering from residence to residence at midnight on a Fayette City road.
The alien crew member of a UFO has from time to time been observed having a seat at the dining table in a Fayette City flat.
The ghost of a woman having half her head gone is sometimes seen late at night stopping by Greenfield Bend.
An extremely large bear has been said to have been perceived on several occasions by Colonial Dam Number One at night gazing at the water.
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Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
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