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The ghost of a sturdy lumberjack gripping a sizeable axe is regularly spotted on a Fairhope street on a dark night.
The extraterrestrial commander of a UFO may frequently be perceived weeping in State Game Lands Number 104 at midnight.
The chilling ghost of a Hun can be made out frequently tossing pieces of wood into the stream at Breastwork Run late at night.
A chilling skeleton has from time to time been spotted struggling to verbalize something up on Bearwallow Mountain. A number of of the people who live in this town say this ghost is that of a person who lived here in Fairhope before the present.
A guy that turned into a vampire is once in a while witnessed in Wolf Swamp on a dark night attempting to hide a dead body.
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Ghost Sightings From Fairhope
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
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