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These are some lies we made up about Ephrata.
An ET from Jupiter is now and then seen gazing at the vista from the peak of Ephrata Mountain late in the night.
Plato has been said to have been spotted on frequent instances by Bowman Run throwing bricks.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system was spotted in Fishing Creek Park very late at night burying a body by a big rock.
The spirit of a nurse with a blood-splattered uniform came into view glugging down blood from a cup in a sail boat on Indian Lake. When spotted the ghost came within reach of the observer who then ran off.
An ET was spotted standing by a desolate road outside Ephrata.
An extraterrestrial tourist from space came into view in an apartment in Ephrata.
The ghost of a guy clutching a bloody machete was perceived in an Ephrata residence. There are other stories concerning this ghost in the vicinity.
A gigantic alligator was noticed staring at the water by Middle Creek Dam on a dark night.
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a civil war soldier has repeatedly been seen marching alongside a deserted road near Ephrata.
An extremely large ferret is often spotted having a seat on a bench in a home in the neighborhood of Ephrata.
The ghost of an appallingly scorched lady is rumored to have been perceived on several occasions in the rear seat of a Nissan by the
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driver catching a glimpse of the phantom in her rear view mirror before dawn. According to what the people who live here allege, this ghost enjoys frightening people who are brave enough to disrupt the tranquility in Ephrata.
The Mothman may be observed very often cutting grass in the front yard of a home in Ephrata.
The ghost of a train driver has once in a while been observed seated on a couch in a building in Ephrata.
A giant fish is from time to time seen shining a light in Elk Neck State Park at the ranger station.
A space man from outer space has supposedly been distinguished on numerous occasions in Delaware & Lehigh National Heritage Corridor right by the park headquarters frightening people.
The phantom of a seriously mangled huntsman pulling a dead mountain lion has repeatedly been perceived pushing orbs about next to a streetlight in Ephrata.
An alien is frequently perceived walking from apartment to apartment on a dark night on an Ephrata residential street.
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navigator of an unidentified flying object has allegedly been spotted on frequent occasions resting at the dining table in an Ephrata flat.
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Ghost Sightings From Ephrata
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Ghost Sightings From Ephrata
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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