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These are some lies we made up about Enola.
The martian mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship was distinguished hauling a dead body over the grass in Adam Ricci Community Park on a dark night.
A space alien from the Moon was seen heaving stones in Bryson Hollow on a dark night.
The ghost of an old man with a large white mustache has regularly been seen scooping out a crater down next to the water at Camp Hill Borough Pool.
Rapunzel is regularly noticed trying to flag down cars alongside a shady highway near Enola.
A lady with a spear sticking out of her head has allegedly been distinguished on several instances demolishing a book next to Eichelberger Spring before sunrise.
An alien from another world can repeatedly be spotted posting a letter at an Enola post office.
A space alien may be witnessed over and over again drinking unleaded from a gas pump at a gas station in Enola.
A knight's armor from the middle ages lacking a human being inside has now and then been
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noticed drinking water by Asylum Run.
A somewhat translucent gentleman dressed as the skipper of a fishing boat is once in a while observed smoking a cigar at John P Hall Dam on a dark night. In any event, this ghost undoubtedly is terrifying; one that is better not messed with.
A large menacing ghost has allegedly been made out on frequent
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instances up on Hawk Rock reading a newspaper. Based on what the residents allege, this ghost is the stressed spirit of a former Enola local person.
The ghost of a young-looking gentleman dressed in a confederate uniform can once in a while be observed verbalizing into the night as if somebody besides was there.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another solar system has regularly been made out walking a Poodle late at night on a shady Enola residential road.
A colossal pronghorn has supposedly been seen on a small number of instances watching shows in an Enola living room in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a hobo can frequently be seen outside Gifford Pinchot State Park shouting. Whatever people utter, this is a nasty ghost that you do not want to meet at the stroke of midnight.
An extraterrestrial from Saturn can be observed often browsing through garbage container on an Enola street.
The ghost of an aged sorceress has now and then been witnessed on an Enola residential street late in the night.
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gigantic dromedary is every now and then perceived startling people in Catoctin Mountain Park outside the ranger station.
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Ghost Sightings From Enola
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Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
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