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These are some lies we made up about East Berlin.
A space invader from another world has from time to time been perceived gazing at the water by Browns Dam late in the night.
A gentleman's body with the head of a horse is once in a while noticed walking a German Shepherd at midnight on a gloomy East Berlin road.
The ghost of a gentleman clutching a sword has been said to have been witnessed on several instances in a row boat on Lake Meade grasping a human cranium.
A gargantuan armadillo was made out weeping in Adams County Fair Grounds at night.
A space man emerged at Beaver Creek late at night flinging pieces of wood into the flowing water.
A female with worms crawling out of her eyes was distinguished peeking through building windows in East Berlin in the early morning hours. When the spirit was observed it disappeared into the night.
The spirit of a strapped up lady came into sight struggling to grasp something down next to York Sulphur Springs at midnight. Scared by the witnesses
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the ghost withdrew into the shadows.
A gigantic skunk was made out searching through trash container on an East Berlin residential street.
A big frightening monster was perceived in Little Valley after midnight terrifying people.
A lady hauling her head beneath her arm has often been made out on the peak of Pickett Hill at night
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surveying the vista.
The phantom of a youthful woman sporting a bloody dress is regularly observed hovering in the air like a blimp in East Berlin. According to what the residents say, this phantom may be the spirit of a local resident who died here in East Berlin many years ago.
An enormous musk deer has supposedly been seen on many occasions in an autopart store in the East Berlin vicinity.
The ghost of an 11 foot huge man can regularly be made out trying on socks in an East Berlin building. Many residents claim this phantom may well be a celebrated past resident of East Berlin.
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Ghost Sightings From East Berlin
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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