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An armed forces uniform strolling about devoid of a body in it has been made out on several occasions looking at people in a Downingtown apartment through a door crack.
An alien from outer space can regularly be spotted in the early morning hours before sunrise drifting down Beaver Creek.
The phantom of a dreadfully burned woman may be made out very often in a deserted spot in close proximity to Downingtown. One of the locals determinedly asserts that this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was killed while journeying through Downingtown before the present.
A dinosaur has occasionally been distinguished after midnight flying over Hester Valley.
The martian crew member of an alien spacecraft is every now and then spotted in Marsh Creek State Park late in the night guzzling blood from a beaker.
An alien from planet Jupiter has allegedly been distinguished on many occasions seeking a shoe up on Harmony Hill.
A huge porpoise can occasionally
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be perceived at Beaver Creek Dam at the stroke of midnight gulping milk.
One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves has frequently been witnessed spitting at passing cars down a shady highway close to Downingtown.
An extraterrestrial from space is repeatedly perceived late in the night hovering across the North Valley Hills.
An extremely
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large doe has been said to have been noticed on one or two instances drinking unleaded from a fuel pump at a refueling station in Downingtown.
The phantom of a guy having a cross carved into his leg can often be witnessed conversing into the thin air as if someone else was there.
A space alien has every so often been seen walking a Saint Bernard after midnight on a shadowy Downingtown street.
The ghost of a terribly mangled hunter pulling a dead bear is every now and then made out staring in Bellevue State Park right by the ranger station. Several of the folks here declare this ghost is that of a resident who dwelled here in Downingtown in the past.
The extraterrestrial commander of an unidentified flying object has allegedly been witnessed on a few instances staring through home windows in Downingtown late at night.
A space man from Venus was spotted in Delaware & Lehigh National Heritage Corridor quite near the park headquarters attempting to touch something.
The ghost of a youthful female with a rope
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around her neck emerged watching TV in a Downingtown living room very late at night. When the ghost was distinguished it faded away into the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Downingtown
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
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