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An alien from planet Venus emerged studying the panorama from the pinnacle of Tyler Hill at the stroke of midnight.
A space man from the cosmos was spotted gazing at the water by Barnes Dam before dawn.
A black crow that turned into a female became visible contemplating by Callicoon Creek. Many stories of this ghost have been reported. One thing's for certain, it without a doubt is a scary spirit that you don't want to come across on a dark night.
The ghost of a homeless man was distinguished scaring folks on the shore of Duck Harbor Pond. Additional people nearby have had equivalent incidents involving a similar ghost.
A huge gazelle was made out shuffling orbs about in Upper Delaware Scenic and Recreation River late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Damascus
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Ghost Sightings From Damascus
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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