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An enormous squirrel has now and then been perceived at Greenwalt Dam on a dark night gazing irritably at the bystander.
The ghost of a gold-miner is now and then noticed staring at a woman slumbering on a couch in a residence in Crabtree. A local person claims that this ghost is probably the undeparted ghost of a local person who used to dwell here in Crabtree.
Vincent van Gogh has purportedly been seen on one or two instances in an autopart store in the Crabtree area.
A gigantic hare can every so often be observed burrowing an outlet by the water's edge at Loyalhanna Lake.
A Triceratops was noticed trying on a hat in a Crabtree trailer.
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Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
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