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These are some lies we made up about Cornwall.
The ghost of a young-looking air force pilot has from time to time been observed staring at the water by Cornwall Tailings Dam at night. Residents who have spotted this ghost assert this ghost may very well be a recognized past dweller of Cornwall.
A gigantic snake has supposedly been seen on a handful of instances in State Game Lands Number 156 at midnight seeking a bag.
A giant gnu has frequently been witnessed by an old man hunting in a forest right next door to Cornwall.
Socrates is often made out resting in an armchair in a building in Cornwall.
A giant otter has been observed on several occasions in a plastic boat on Rexmont Number Two Reservoir reading a newsletter.
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Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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