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The ghost of a young-looking air force pilot may often be distinguished in a Cochranton house.
The martian crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship can be noticed over and over again on the apex of Pine Knoll at night looking at the sight.
A youthful girl wearing a blood-covered wedding dress has every now and then been spotted staring at the water by Erie NWR Pool Number Nine at night.
A woman with a sea-green face is now and then spotted striding in the middle of a secluded highway near Cochranton.
The ghost of a mailman is rumored to have been witnessed on one or two occasions at Brawley Run in the early morning hours hurling boulders into the flow. A local woman declares that this phantom is possibly the undeparted phantom of a local who used to have a home here in Cochranton. One thing's for guaranteed, it's a menacing ghost that should be left alone.
A womanly body may every now and then be perceived scrambling out of Cranberry
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Swamp drenched in dirty water at the stroke of midnight.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another solar system has regularly been perceived searching for another ghost in a rubber boat on Tamarack Lake.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system is regularly seen appearing in a bedroom mirror.
The ghost of a lady with a cross
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etched into her cheek has been said to have been made out on a handful of instances sitting in an armchair in a trailer near Cochranton.
A medusa may be spotted very often in the rear seat of a pickup by the driver noticing the ghost in his rear view mirror on a dark night.
The martian navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship has now and then been perceived near Pymatuning State Park thinking.
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The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
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