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An alien traveler from another part of the galaxy is known to have been noticed on numerous instances drinking water from Axemann Spring after midnight.
A gargantuan doe may occasionally be noticed twinkling a kerosene lamp up on the pinnacle of Trcziyulny Mountain.
Genghis Khan was made out in the backseat of a Honda by the driver noticing the phantom in her rear view mirror at midnight.
An enormous leopard appeared raking leaves in the side yard of a residence in Coburn.
A very chilling ghost materialized by an old man hunting in a forest in close proximity to Coburn. The ghost did not appear to be bothered by the onlookers. Anyhow, this is an unlikable ghost that should be avoided.
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Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
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