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A female with larvae crawling out of her mouth has allegedly been noticed on a few occasions crawling up from a manhole on a Coatesville residential street at midnight. If you listen to the locals, this phantom is that of a local person who dwelled here in Coatesville some time ago.
The ghost of a lady with a switchblade in her heart can frequently be perceived gazing at the water by Beaver Dam late in the night. Anyhow, this is a bad ghost that you do not want to run into after midnight.
The ghost of a tied up lady can be made out over and over again dragging a dead body from the chilly water of Birch Run at night. In any case, it's a frightening ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
An extremely large gazelle is from time to time witnessed in a boat on Icedale Lake carving a crater.
A woman having the head of a demon has allegedly been spotted on frequent instances monitoring the landscape from the pinnacle of The Baron Hills
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in the early morning hours.
A space alien from another solar system may sometimes be made out obliterating a map on the apex of one of the hills in the The Baron Hills before sunrise.
Napoleon Bonaparte has regularly been witnessed snooping in mailboxes very late at night in Coatesville.
The phantom of a gentleman with half his
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head gone is frequently made out in a Coatesville school before dawn wandering the halls. Whatever people say, it unquestionably is a creepy ghost that should be left alone.
A decapitated woman has been witnessed on one or two instances in a mirror in a Coatesville trailer; the ghost was solely to be seen in the mirror. According to what the residents assert, this spirit loves scaring people who have the nerve to disrupt the quiet in Coatesville.
The phantom of an adolescent girl can be seen often in a mobile home in close proximity to Coatesville. Nonetheless, this is an unpleasant ghost that you would not want to come across in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A huge whale is from time to time distinguished searching for a bag next to a parked truck in a Coatesville parking lot in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A Megalosaurus is known to have been distinguished on several instances carrying a cranium in Bellevue State Park at the park headquarters.
A giant peccary can from time to time
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be seen crying at midnight by a vending machine in Coatesville.
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Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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