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The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs may frequently be perceived around midnight checking out Smith Valley in detail.
The ghost of a young female with a wire around her neck may be perceived repeatedly scrambling out of Bear Swamp drenched in dirty water before sunrise. A lot of folks who live here claim this phantom could be the spirit of a person who lived here who passed away here in Clifford some decades ago.
A space man from another galaxy has every now and then been witnessed at Coleman Dam before sunrise looking at the landscape.
A man with no head is occasionally spotted up on Bushkos Hill tossing stones. One thing's for sure, it is unquestionably a terrifying ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
The alien captain of a flying saucer is rumored to have been made out on several instances floating along on Bear Swamp Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Clifford
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
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