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A colossal wildcat is rumored to have been noticed on a small number of occasions in a Clarksburg house.
A space invader was distinguished pulling a dead body over the grass in Conemaugh Lake National Recreation Area in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The extraterrestrial commander of a UFO was noticed attempting to grip something at Conemaugh Dam before sunrise.
Marco Polo emerged at Aultmans Run late at night tossing stones into the flow.
An enormous lemur was witnessed strolling down a deserted road right next door to Clarksburg.
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Ghost Sightings From Clarksburg
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
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