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These are some lies we made up about Chester Springs.
The ghost of a young woman outfitted as a maid may sometimes be spotted by Academy Dam in the early morning hours staring at the water. A local claims that this ghost may perhaps be a distinguished days gone by local of Chester Springs.
The spirit of a young cowboy has often been distinguished seated on a stool in a building in close proximity to Chester Springs.
A massive zebu is repeatedly perceived up on the pinnacle of North Valley Hills pointing at the eye witness.
The ghost of a steel-miner is known to have been spotted on numerous occasions flying across the North Valley Hills at night. Several of the people who live here declare this phantom is probably the undeparted phantom of a resident who used to have a house here in Chester Springs.
A female with a partly see-through body may frequently be observed very late at night chasing a passing truck on a dark road in the vicinity of Chester Springs. According to the locals, this ghost
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is the tormented soul of a long dead Chester Springs local person.
A very large koodoo can be spotted frequently in Haym Solomon Memorial Park in the early morning hours before sunrise throwing stones.
An ET from planet Saturn has from time to time been spotted in the rear seat of a Pontiac by the driver observing the ghost in her rear
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view mirror around midnight.
A space man from outer space has been said to have been noticed on several instances at midnight staring across Hester Valley.
A space alien may once in a while be observed late in the night floating along on Beaver Creek.
An alien traveler from space was made out by a man camping at a campground outside Chester Springs.
A space alien from another world was made out having a seat in an armchair in a residence in Chester Springs.
The extraterrestrial commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship emerged reading a newspaper beside a streetlamp in Chester Springs.
A colossal prairie dog was noticed in Bellevue State Park near the park headquarters trying to find a woman.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead was witnessed walking from home to home late at night on a Chester Springs street. The bystander escaped immediately after he distinguished the phantom.
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Ghost Sightings From Chester Springs
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
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