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A fantastically creepy ghost has repeatedly been witnessed by Allison Dam after midnight gazing at the water. Whatever people verbalize, it indisputably is a scary phantom that you shouldn't go seeking.
A colossal squirrel is frequently made out in Lafayette Memorial Park after midnight flinging pieces of wood.
The ghost of an elderly female carrying a gun has allegedly been witnessed on numerous occasions flinging rocks into the flowing water at Antram Run after midnight. One thing's for certain, this ghost sure is menacing; one that should be stayed away from.
A gigantic gopher may be witnessed repeatedly on the top of Krepp Knob before dawn looking at the vista.
A gigantic ground hog has occasionally been made out examining Hereford Hollow in detail on a dark night.
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Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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