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A space invader has been noticed on a few instances in the early morning hours scrambling out of Wolf Swamp drenched in dirty water.
The extraterrestrial captain of a flying saucer can often be perceived on the top of Bearwallow Mountain in the early morning hours before sunrise gazing at the vista.
An enormous ground hog can be spotted often concealing a corpse by a large boulder in State Game Lands Number 104 before dawn.
An extraterrestrial from Mars has from time to time been noticed enjoying the panorama at Joseph Smyth Dam after midnight.
The ghost of a young female dressed in a blood-covered wedding dress is occasionally spotted studying Bear Den Hollow in detail in the early morning hours before sunrise. Scores of residents allege this ghost might be a celebrated yesteryear inhabitant of Buffalo Mills.
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Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
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