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These are some lies we made up about Brookville.
The ghost of a young-looking cowboy has from time to time been noticed at Brookville Waterworks Dam at night struggling to utter something.
A Tyrannosaurus is once in a while seen walking from house to house around midnight on a Brookville residential road.
A giant crow is rumored to have been observed on many occasions flickering a lamp in the middle of Burns Run.
The Pied Piper may once in a while be spotted frightening people up on the pinnacle of Gumbert Hill.
A massive sloth was perceived sitting at a table in a Brookville house.
Vasco da Gama was noticed gazing at folks in a Brookville home through a door crack.
An extremely large alpaca became visible waving to cars alongside a shadowy road in the neighborhood of Brookville.
A frightening creature was noticed dispatching a box at a Brookville post office. When perceived the ghost came near the viewer who then ran off. A number of of the locals argue this ghost takes
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pleasure in terrifying people who are courageous enough to interrupt the peace in Brookville. One thing's for sure, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that should be steered clear of.
A space alien from the cosmos was witnessed tossing boulders in Allegheny National Forest outside the ranger station.
The Mothman has often been distinguished gulping
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unleaded from a fuel pump at a fueling station in Brookville.
The martian captain of an unidentified flying object is repeatedly made out walking a Cocker Spaniel on a dark night on a dark Brookville avenue.
The ghost of a gentleman outfitted as a store clerk is known to have been spotted on several instances looking through residence windows in Brookville on a dark night.
A huge frog may frequently be observed watching television in a Brookville living room very late at night.
A space alien from Jupiter may be observed very often on a Brookville residential street at the stroke of midnight.
A female with a fairly translucent body has from time to time been spotted suspended in the air like a balloon in Brookville. It has been said that this particular spirit takes pleasure in startling folks who come trying to locate spirits in Brookville. In any case, it certainly is a creepy ghost that is preferably not disturbed.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead is known to have
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been witnessed on one or two instances in a clothing store in the Brookville vicinity. If you talk to the folks who live here, this spirit may be the soul of a resident who passed away here in Brookville in the past.
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Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
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