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An alien from planet Jupiter showed up going through garbage cans on a Brogue lane.
The spirit of an old cleaning lady was noticed gazing at the view from the highest spot of Turkey Hill in the early morning hours before sunrise. The watcher escaped after she made out the ghost. One thing's for certain, this is an unfriendly ghost that any normal person would not want to bump into.
A very large addax was seen at Safe Harbor Dam on a dark night taking in the surroundings.
An extraterrestrial from space has regularly been witnessed on a Brogue residential street on a dark night.
The extraterrestrial technician of a flying saucer is often spotted looking at an old man sleeping in an armchair in a flat in Brogue.
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A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
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