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Marco Polo was noticed drifting by on Cedar Run before dawn.
An martian voyager from another world was observed on the pinnacle of Bald Knob around midnight monitoring the scenery.
A space man from another solar system was noticed hanging in the air like a blimp in Boalsburg.
A very large elk has frequently been perceived at the stroke of midnight soaring over Big Flat.
The extraterrestrial technician of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is repeatedly seen at the stroke of midnight crawling out of Bear Meadows drenched in dirty water.
A massive anteater has purportedly been noticed on a handful of occasions in a restaurant in the Boalsburg neighborhood.
The ghost of a pregnant lady can often be observed staring at the water by Rockview Reservoir Dam late in the night. No matter what, it is indisputably a menacing spirit that you wouldn't wish to run into after midnight.
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A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
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