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These are some lies we made up about Blue Bell.
The spirit of a train driver has repeatedly been made out in a Blue Bell area clothing store, staggering the aisles.
An extraterrestrial has allegedly been spotted on frequent occasions staring over Harmonville Impounding Basin before sunrise.
A huge boar may often be noticed scaring people by Arrowmink Creek.
A big menacing giant can be made out repeatedly calling out people's names in Cheston Robbins Park in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a gravely mangled hunter pulling a dead deer has every so often been made out appearing terrifying down by the shore at Lock Alsh Reservoir.
An martian voyager from another galaxy is every now and then made out resting at the kitchen counter in a Blue Bell mobile home facing the onlooker.
The spirit of a young-looking female with a cable around her neck is known to have been distinguished on many instances riding on a mare along a highway right next door to Blue Bell.
An incredibly
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terrifying ghost can every so often be spotted hurling rocks up on Camp Hill.
A gargantuan steer was distinguished scooping out a hollow at Benesh Dam after midnight.
An extraterrestrial from another world came into sight at a public phone in Blue Bell using the phone.
The martian crew member of an unidentified flying object was
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seen staggering through a Blue Bell neighborhood graveyard.
The ghost of an elderly lady grasping a firearm came into view swallowing water in Bellevue State Park by the ranger station. This is one of those ghosts that is seen over and over again in close proximity.
An alien voyager from the cosmos was perceived smoking a pipe next to a secluded road close to Blue Bell in the early morning hours.
An alien from Mars was seen spending time in a deserted villa in Blue Bell.
A massive grizzly bear has repeatedly been spotted in Delaware National Scenic River outside the ranger station grasping a skull.
A space invader from outer space is frequently spotted standing by a wild road in close proximity to Blue Bell.
The martian pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has allegedly been distinguished on a handful of instances riding on a motorcycle on a murky road close to Blue Bell.
The ghost of an elderly Indian chief may be made out very often in a trailer in Blue Bell. One thing is for certain, this
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is a bad ghost that any reasonable person wouldn't wish to bump into.
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Ghost Sightings From Blue Bell
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Ghost Sightings From Blue Bell
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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