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These are some lies we made up about Birdsboro.
A massive monkey has sometimes been seen floating along Allegheny Creek before sunrise.
A sizeable creepy dragon is once in a while spotted trying on a shirt in a Birdsboro residence.
A female with worms crawling out of her ears is known to have been distinguished on a handful of instances down at Reading Country Club Spring in the early morning hours yelling at the bystander to stay away. Well, it certainly is a menacing ghost that any rational person would not want to meet.
A colossal bison may every now and then be perceived poking around in mailboxes late in the night in Birdsboro.
The alien mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship has often been perceived soaring over Poplar Neck in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An martian explorer from space is known to have been witnessed on frequent occasions in Breneiser Woods in the early morning hours before sunrise carving an opening in the earth.
The phantom of a lady
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with a knife in her back may repeatedly be seen at Angelica Lake Dam on a dark night trying to find a book.
A colossal tapir can be made out frequently bass fishing from the water's edge of Angelica Lake at midnight.
Socrates has now and then been perceived concealing a body by a sizeable boulder in Angelica Park very late at night.
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space alien from Mars has purportedly been made out on several instances examining McKnight Gap in detail before dawn.
A space alien from outer space may now and then be distinguished on the highest spot of Brush very late at night monitoring the surroundings.
A colossal weasel was observed in a Birdsboro highschool before dawn wandering the halls.
The ghost of a bound up female became visible in a mirror in a Birdsboro trailer; the spirit was only observable in the mirror. The ghost waved to the watcher. A local alleges that this ghost may well be a distinguished past local of Birdsboro.
A gargantuan chipmunk was made out seeking a hat under a parked Toyota in a Birdsboro parking lot in the early morning hours.
Thumbelina materialized trying to grab something on a dark night by a vending machine in Birdsboro.
The alien mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship was observed seated at a table in a Birdsboro house thinking.
An ET from the Moon is repeatedly made out quite near Delaware & Lehigh National
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Heritage Corridor redistributing orbs about.
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Ghost Sightings From Birdsboro
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
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