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An enormous guanaco can be noticed over and over again hurling pebbles into the flowing water at Bells Gap Run in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a gentleman wearing a soldier's outfit has every now and then been made out in Blair Memorial Park in the early morning hours hiding a corpse by a large boulder.
A knight's armor without a human inside is sometimes seen on the highest spot of Brush Mountain late at night glancing at the sight.
The martian commander of an unidentified flying object has supposedly been seen on a handful of occasions in Fry Hollow in the early morning hours before sunrise meditating.
A Centrosaurus may every now and then be noticed guzzling water from Cold Spring after midnight.
The spirit of a female with a sack bound around her head has often been perceived looking creepy at Altoona Lower Number Two Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another world is regularly spotted late in the night soaring over Pancake Flats.
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Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
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