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A lady devoid of a head may be perceived very frequently trimming bushes in the front garden of a home in Belleville.
A massive leopard has sometimes been perceived staring irritably at the eye witness up on the highest spot of Broad Mountain.
An enormous dugong is every so often spotted looking over Big Kettle before dawn.
A colossal salamander is known to have been perceived on several instances sitting on a bench in a trailer in Belleville.
The ghost of a youthful female with a rope around her neck can every now and then be witnessed down beside Chestnut Spring in the early morning hours before sunrise piling pebbles.
A sizeable terrifying giant was witnessed trashing a book in Alan Seeger Natural Area late at night.
A colossal budgerigar appeared staring at the water by Miller Dam at midnight.
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Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
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