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A space alien from the cosmos can sometimes be spotted posting a parcel at a Belle Vernon post office.
A giant ground hog has regularly been distinguished flinging pieces of wood in Allenport Hollow after midnight.
A space invader is regularly noticed mounding bricks in Palmer Park around midnight.
The ghost of a nurse with a blood-covered uniform has allegedly been made out on a few occasions tossing stones into the flowing water at Beckets Run at night.
The ghost of a man clutching a bloody machete can often be noticed looking at Greenfield Bend at the stroke of midnight.
A massive whale has every now and then been observed gulping regular from a fuel pump at a refueling station in Belle Vernon.
The phantom of a civil war fighter is every so often perceived on the shore of Mirror Lake smoking a pipe.
An alien voyager from another galaxy has been said to have been made out on frequent occasions by Star Junction Number
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One Dam late in the night staring at the water.
An alien from planet Pluto may from time to time be spotted searching for another ghost up on the peak of Krepp Knob.
The ghost of a man having words cut into his leg was perceived chatting into the air as if someone besides was near. The phantom greeted the bystander.
The spirit
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of an engine driver appeared peeking through home windows in Belle Vernon in the early morning hours. When the ghost was seen it vanished into the air.
The phantom of a severely mangled hunter hauling a dead moose showed up watching movies in a Belle Vernon living room in the early morning hours. The ghost was consumed by the thin air after being seen.
An alien from another planet was observed browsing through garbage cans on a Belle Vernon road.
A space man was witnessed on a Belle Vernon residential street on a dark night.
An enormous wombat has regularly been observed hanging in the air like a helium balloon in Belle Vernon.
A woman devoid of a head is frequently seen looking at a woman snoozing in a bed in a trailer in Belle Vernon. Whatever folks say, it's without a doubt a scary spirit that you shouldn't go seeking.
An alien explorer from another solar system has allegedly been perceived on numerous instances trying on shoes in a Belle Vernon building.
An enormous cony can regularly be spotted
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climbing out of a drain hole on a Belle Vernon avenue before dawn.
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Ghost Sightings From Belle Vernon
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Ghost Sightings From Belle Vernon
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
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