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These are some lies we made up about Beech Creek.
Goldilocks appeared taking a rest in a chair in a home in the neighborhood of Beech Creek.
A very large kinkajou was spotted in the center of Axe Factory Run smoking a cigar.
A massive lynx has frequently been observed late in the night scrutinizing Axe Factory Hollow in detail.
The phantom of a young-looking lady dressed in a bloody dress is repeatedly made out reading a tabloid beside Big Spring before dawn.
A beheaded woman is rumored to have been perceived on several instances in the rear seat of a Chevy by the driver seeing the ghost in her rear view mirror around midnight. One thing is for guaranteed, it is unquestionably a frightening ghost that is better not disrupted.
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Ghost Sightings From Beech Creek
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
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