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These are some lies we made up about Bedford.
The ghost of a street bum is known to have been distinguished on one or two occasions hanging in the air like a blimp in Bedford. If you talk to the folks who live here, this phantom gets pleasure from frightening foolish folks who have the guts to disturb the quiet in Bedford.
An enormous beaver can regularly be spotted cleaning a blood-covered jacket in Black Spring after midnight.
A gigantic muskrat has occasionally been observed tossing rocks at John C Smith Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An ET from Jupiter has allegedly been made out on one or two instances looking at the view from the apex of Kinton Knob at midnight.
Johann Sebastian Bach can once in a while be witnessed looking at a lady slumbering in an armchair in a flat in Bedford.
The ghost of a youthful lady drenched in blood has repeatedly been distinguished in State Game Lands Number 97 late at night burying a corpse by a big boulder. Based on what the locals claim,
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this ghost gets pleasure from frightening foolish people who come trying to locate ghosts in Bedford. Regardless of what folks articulate, it undeniably is a frightening spirit that you wouldn't want to run into at the stroke of midnight.
A gentleman with a sizeable hole through his torso is repeatedly seen trying on a hat in a Bedford residence.
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Scores of local residents claim this ghost may very well be a recognized past inhabitant of Bedford.
A gentleman having the head of a devil is known to have been observed on many occasions flying over Cumberland Valley on a dark night.
A woman burning, gripping a gas tank can often be spotted late in the night exploring Friends Cove in detail. Residents here who have seen this ghost claim this ghost is almost certainly the undeparted ghost of a resident who used to have a home here in Bedford. Either way, this spirit undoubtedly is terrifying; one that you shouldn't go seeking.
A colossal cheetah may be perceived repeatedly hurling pebbles into the flow at Adams Run at night.
An ET from another part of the galaxy is every now and then distinguished poking around in mailboxes in the early morning hours before sunrise in Bedford.
The alien navigator of an alien spacecraft is rumored to have been distinguished on a few occasions performing a song on a piano in a Bedford building.
An Allosaurus may every now and
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then be made out in a mirror in a Bedford mobile home; the ghost was solely noticeable in the mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Bedford
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Ghost Sightings From Bedford
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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