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A space alien from deep space was witnessed shouting up on the highest spot of Blackhead Hill.
The alien crew member of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is frequently noticed staring at the water by Boyertown Reservoir Dam at the stroke of midnight.
A space alien from planet Mars has been made out on many occasions seated at the kitchen counter in a Bechtelsville apartment.
A youthful girl dressed in a blood-splattered prom dress can repeatedly be observed in a wild place outside Bechtelsville.
A lady with a green face can be spotted over and over again repositioning orbs around in Rittenhouse Gap after midnight.
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Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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