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An alien explorer from another world was spotted studying Dotts Hollow in detail before sunrise.
The ghost of a gentleman wearing a police force uniform has frequently been seen in Caldwell Memorial Park at night pulling a dead body across the ground. According to what the local residents assert, this spirit is the tormented soul of a long forgotten Beccaria resident.
A space invader from Jupiter is repeatedly spotted in a desolate zone close to Beccaria.
The spirit of an elderly gentleman with a big gray mustache has supposedly been made out on numerous occasions on the top of DeWitt Hill around midnight monitoring the panorama.
A space man from the cosmos can repeatedly be distinguished hauling a headbone down next to the shore at Glendale Lake.
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Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
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