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An extraterrestrial can every so often be spotted marching by a deserted road in the neighborhood of Beavertown.
A huge bull has often been perceived in State Game Lands Number 188 in the early morning hours shifting orbs about.
The ghost of an aged man with a huge gray mustache is known to have been witnessed on many occasions floating down on Beaver Creek around midnight.
An enormous mynah bird may often be perceived facing the bystander in Allen Gap after midnight.
The phantom of a guy dressed in an army uniform may be witnessed often guzzling water from Bear Spring on a dark night. A person who lives here asserts that this phantom can be the spirit of a person who lived here who died here in Beavertown a long time ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Beavertown
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
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