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An ET from the Moon is known to have been distinguished on many occasions grasping a human headbone mid stream in Beaver Creek.
A very large gila monster can repeatedly be witnessed near Cold Spring very late at night howling.
The ghost of a guy dressed in a police force uniform can be noticed very frequently in Snyder Middleswarth Natural Area on a dark night hiding a cadaver by a big rock.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead is every now and then witnessed by Middle Creek Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise gazing at the water. Regardless of what, this ghost undeniably is menacing; one that any wise person wouldn't want to encounter.
An ET from deep space has been said to have been seen on frequent occasions staring over Slim Valley before dawn.
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Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
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