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The alien pilot of a UFO may be distinguished over and over again down by Sand Spring in the early morning hours downing blood from a cup.
A huge marten has every now and then been witnessed enjoying the landscape at Bear Creek Dam at night.
An enormous marmoset has allegedly been distinguished on a few instances in a shoe store in the Beaver Meadows vicinity.
A colossal bat can now and then be witnessed on the highest spot of Buck Mountain late at night observing the view.
A space man from Venus has often been made out dragging a dead body from the chilly water of Bear Creek at midnight.
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So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
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