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A space alien from planet Mercury is often distinguished in a Beaver Falls trailer.
The ghost of a young-looking Indian fighter is rumored to have been noticed on a handful of instances showing up in a bedroom mirror. Some folks say this ghost is in all probability the stressed ghost of a resident who used to have a home here in Beaver Falls. Regardless of what folks verbalize, this ghost certainly is bloodcurdling; one that is rather not disturbed.
An ET from another world can be distinguished often up on Steffens Hill going wild.
A gigantic alpaca has now and then been seen burrowing a hole at Big Beaver Dam late in the night.
A cyclop is every now and then noticed demolishing a bag beside Homewood Falls at midnight.
The ghost of a strong lumberjack clutching a large axe has been spotted on one or two occasions resting on a couch in a home near Beaver Falls. Any which way, this is an unlikable ghost that you would not want
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to run into very late at night.
A menacing skeleton can sometimes be witnessed in Beaver Reservation on a dark night dining on a cracker. It's been declared that this specific ghost is the stressed soul of a long dead Beaver Falls local. In any event, it's a frightening spirit that any commonsensical person wouldn't wish to run into.
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extraterrestrial technician of a UFO was spotted pulling a dead body from the cold water of Beaver River at night.
A fluorescent human figure appeared before sunrise scrutinizing Lacock Bar in detail. The appearance of the watcher frightened the ghost who then disappeared.
A huge monkey was perceived on a dark night following a passing Pontiac on a shady road in the vicinity of Beaver Falls.
The ghost of a pregnant lady was noticed in the backseat of a Honda by the driver spotting the phantom in her rear view mirror around midnight. The observer became frightened and ran away. If you listen to the local residents, this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was killed while passing through Beaver Falls in the past.
A decapitated guy was perceived in Beaver Creek State Park quite near the ranger station sniveling. The ghost did not appear to be worried by the bystanders.
A giant finch has regularly been perceived trimming bushes in the side yard of a flat in Beaver Falls.
A space invader from Jupiter
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is repeatedly spotted by a man fishing by a lake close to Beaver Falls.
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Ghost Sightings From Beaver Falls
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Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
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