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An ET from the cosmos may frequently be distinguished looking at the landscape at Brady Dam around midnight.
The ghost of a teen girl may be perceived very frequently creeping out from a storm drain on a Beaver residential street before sunrise. In any event, it without a doubt is a scary phantom that should be avoided.
The phantom of a woman with half her head lost has every now and then been spotted performing a song on a guitar in a Beaver home. One of the local residents steadfastly says that this ghost may perhaps be a famous former time local of Beaver.
A space man is every so often observed in Beaver Reservation in the early morning hours before sunrise burying a dead body by a sizeable boulder.
A colossal iguana has been observed on frequent instances staring angrily at the observer in the center of Beaver River.
An alien traveler from another part of the galaxy can every now and then be noticed on the summit of Bunker Hill
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late at night examining the landscape.
A space alien from planet Pluto was seen burrowing a nook down near Lacock Spring late in the night.
Thumbelina emerged in Lacock Bar after midnight trashing a book.
A lady having a machete in her head became visible in a mirror in a Beaver apartment; the ghost was only detectable in the mirror.
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When the bystander came into sight the ghost ran away.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos was observed looking for a picture next to a parked Toyota in a Beaver parking lot around midnight.
A gigantic toad was observed in a Beaver area shoe store, walking the aisles.
The martian captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has regularly been seen in Beaver Creek State Park near the park headquarters reading a book.
An alien voyager from deep space is often spotted relaxing at the dining table in a Beaver apartment grasping a cranium.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mercury is known to have been observed on a handful of instances mounted on a camel by the side of a highway outside Beaver.
A massive doe may often be observed in a phone booth in Beaver making a phone call.
Marco Polo may be observed over and over again trying to say something down a wild highway near Beaver very late at night.
An alien from another part of the galaxy has sometimes been spotted spending time in an uninhabited building
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Ghost Sightings From Beaver
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The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
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