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These are some lies we made up about Bear Lake.
An enormous frog has every so often been distinguished attempting to conceal a dead body in Benson Swamp at midnight.
A space alien from deep space has been spotted on many occasions in East Branch Little Brokenstraw Creek mounding stones.
A half see-through gentleman dressed as the captain of a freight ship can now and then be seen destroying an object beside Sulfur Spring at midnight.
The ghost of a young-looking guy wearing a confederate uniform was distinguished covering a body by a large boulder in State Game Lands Number 197 on a dark night. The witness was terrified and ran off. Lots of people who live here assert this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while passing through Bear Lake a long time ago.
A large bloodcurdling ogre emerged on the top of Sweet Hill on a dark night gazing at the vista.
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Ghost Sightings From Bear Lake
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Ghost Sightings From Bear Lake
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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