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A gargantuan hamster was witnessed reading a book near Darbytown Falls in the early morning hours.
A space invader from another world was perceived down beside the water at Point Peter gripping a human headbone.
A female having a sword in her head is regularly witnessed screaming beside the shore at Corilla Lake.
The ghost of a youthful Indian combatant has allegedly been witnessed on a few occasions in Cattail Swamp on a dark night struggling to deposit a body.
A dinosaur may often be seen taking pleasure in the panorama at Bayly Pond Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Beach Lake
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
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