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An extremely large springbok was distinguished by Bell Bend screaming.
An enormous steer appeared gazing at the water by Glen Brook Number Four Dam on a dark night.
The ghost of a 12 feet high massive guy was witnessed flashing a flash light in State Game Lands Number 260 before sunrise. The ghost waved to the witness. One of the residents determinedly asserts that this phantom can be the soul of a person who lived here who passed on here in Beach Haven many years ago.
An extremely large turtle was distinguished studying the scenery from the top of Council Cup late at night.
An ET from space has often been distinguished heaving stones into the water at Barnes Run at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Beach Haven
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Ghost Sightings From Beach Haven
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
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