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These are some lies we made up about Bath.
A gigantic leopard is regularly noticed yelling people's names on a dark night on a sidewalk in Bath.
An extraterrestrial from planet Saturn has been observed on one or two instances strolling through an apartment in Bath.
The phantom of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead can frequently be made out riding on a camel next to a road near Bath. Residents here declare that this ghost enjoys startling foolhardy folks who are fearless enough to upset the silence in Bath.
Bigfoot has sometimes been distinguished scrutinizing Smith Gap in detail in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of an old gentleman with a long white mustache is now and then observed in Bicentennial Park at midnight hauling a body through some bushes. A local person declares that this ghost takes pleasure in frightening unwise folks who come trying to find ghosts in Bath.
The spirit of a man in a military uniform may once in a while be seen taking
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in the vista at Chicola Lake Dam around midnight. Several of the locals say this ghost could be a famous days gone by resident of Bath.
A female with a knife sticking out of her head was noticed obliterating a map up on Camelhump. This ghost is extremely active in this vicinity; there have been several other stories of this individual ghost.
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space alien from another world came into view heaving rocks into Blue Mount Lake late in the night.
A medieval armor with no person inside was witnessed down beside Horn Springs late in the night glugging down milk. The watcher fled when he set eyes on the ghost.
A partially transparent guy clad as the skipper of a craft materialized strolling through a house near Bath. When the watcher became visible the spirit ran away. It's been declared that this exact ghost is probably the undead ghost of a local person who used to live here in Bath.
A large scary ghost was seen chucking stones into the current at Chapple Creek after midnight. The appearance of the eye witness alarmed the phantom who then disappeared.
The martian crew member of a flying saucer was distinguished at a public phone in Bath using the phone.
A very large fish has regularly been witnessed pacing through a Bath neighborhood burial ground.
An extraterrestrial from planet Pluto is regularly distinguished in Beltzville State Park at the
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park headquarters gazing.
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Ghost Sightings From Bath
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At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
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