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These are some lies we made up about Barto.
An enormous gila monster can frequently be perceived mounding pebbles in a motor boat on Walden Pond.
A huge musk-ox has now and then been observed up on Blackhead Hill demolishing a map.
Aristotle is from time to time noticed by an old man camping at a campground next to Barto.
An alien from another solar system has been said to have been distinguished on a small number of occasions at Hickory Park Dam on a dark night taking in the view.
The martian navigator of an alien spaceship may from time to time be noticed in Green Lane Reservoir Park at night sipping apple juice.
A moderately decomposed human body was made out relaxing in a beanbag in a house in Barto. The watcher ran away when he set eyes on the phantom. It has been said that this exact phantom is the phantom of a traveler that was murdered while passing through Barto some time ago.
A female alight, grasping a gasoline container appeared in the early morning hours scrutinizing
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Rittenhouse Gap in detail. When the bystander appeared the ghost escaped. If you listen to the locals, this ghost is that of a local resident who existed here in Barto some decades ago. Anyway, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
The ghost of a farmer dressed in a worn straw hat was noticed reading a newsletter underneath
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a streetlamp in Barto. The appearance of the watcher startled the phantom who then disappeared. Loads of locals argue this spirit loves scaring unwise folks who are bold enough to disrupt the quiet in Barto. In any case, it's undeniably a terrifying phantom that should be avoided.
A space invader from Jupiter came into view in the center of Deep Creek searching for someone.
The ghost of a young air force pilot was seen going through a freezer in the kitchen of a Barto trailer at midnight. The ghost talked about avenging a homicide. Folks who have distinguished this ghost say this ghost enjoys terrifying foolish folks who come trying to locate ghosts in Barto.
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Ghost Sightings From Barto
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Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
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