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The spirit of a youthful lady outfitted as a maid is repeatedly perceived trying to capture something by Bear Swamp. In any case, this ghost unquestionably is menacing; one that you shouldn't go searching for.
A giant jackal can regularly be noticed in Memorial Park before sunrise thinking.
The martian navigator of a flying saucer may be witnessed frequently shifting orbs about next to Muffley Spring in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a youthful cowboy has every so often been perceived bass fishing from the shore of Echo Lake before sunrise. According to what the residents allege, this ghost is the undeceased spirit of a long gone Bangor local person.
Aladdin is now and then seen in a supermarket in the Bangor vicinity.
A giant kitten is known to have been spotted on a handful of instances soaring across the Kittatinny Mountain at the stroke of midnight.
An enormous aardvark can from time to time be noticed looking
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at the view from the peak of Mount Airy very late at night.
A chilling creature was perceived trying on a shirt in a Bangor mobile home. This specific ghost has been observed frequently in this place.
The ghost of a man clothed as a gardener came into sight crawling out of a drain hole on a Bangor street in the early morning hours before
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sunrise. Other sightings of this ghost have been conveyed. Regardless of what folks state, this is a nasty spirit that is rather not messed with.
The Mothman was distinguished gazing at the water by Alice Lake Dam after midnight.
A colossal mole came into sight dragging a cadaver from the ice cold water of Dunnfield Creek around midnight.
A very large mountain goat was made out snooping in mailboxes late at night in Bangor.
A gigantic musk-ox has frequently been witnessed smoking a pipe in Delaware Water Gap in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A huge turtle has been spotted on a small number of instances by Indian Head reading a magazine.
A massive hare may regularly be distinguished performing a song on a fiddle in a Bangor mobile home.
A giant ox may be made out time and again in a Bangor highschool late at night wandering the corridors.
A giant parrot has now and then been seen in a mirror in a Bangor mobile home; the ghost was exclusively detectable in the mirror.
The ghost of
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a guy wearing a police uniform is sometimes made out in Delaware National Scenic River quite near the ranger station flashing a flash light. Lots of people who live here assert this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while passing through Bangor some decades ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Bangor
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Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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