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A massive peccary was observed throwing pieces of wood into Belmount Reservoir in the early morning hours.
The phantom of a bum materialized screaming up on Georges Hill. This is one of those ghosts that is noticed over and over again nearby.
The Gingerbread Man was seen studying Cresheim Valley in detail on a dark night.
A gargantuan jerboa was perceived down beside Falls of Schuylkill late in the night attempting to snatch something.
The spirit of a youthful woman soaked in blood has often been spotted pulling a dead body through some bushes in Angora Park very late at night.
The ghost of an aged hag is regularly perceived pondering by the water at Gibson Point.
A guy with a large hole through his upper body has purportedly been spotted on several instances in a mirror in a Bala Cynwyd house; the ghost was exclusively to be seen in the mirror.
A giant warthog may frequently be observed seeking a picture next to
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a parked car in a Bala Cynwyd parking lot before sunrise.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship can be distinguished frequently tossing chunks of concrete into the water at Arrowmink Creek very late at night.
A woman's body having a horse's head has every now and then been spotted hovering across Harmonville Impounding
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Basin very late at night.
A massive elk is rumored to have been made out on one or two instances in a Bala Cynwyd area shoe store, marching the aisles.
An extraterrestrial from planet Venus can once in a while be observed at Campbell Dam late in the night taking pleasure in the landscape.
A Chupacabra has frequently been witnessed relaxing at a table in a Bala Cynwyd apartment sipping blood from a beaker.
An enormous baboon is often witnessed striding through a mobile home in Bala Cynwyd.
A space man from outer space has been spotted on numerous instances devouring a chicken drumstick in Bellevue State Park quite near the park headquarters.
An extraterrestrial may be noticed over and over again riding on a steed by the side of a highway in the neighborhood of Bala Cynwyd.
The martian commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship has from time to time been made out at a public phone in Bala Cynwyd making a telephone call.
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Ghost Sightings From Bala Cynwyd
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Ghost Sightings From Bala Cynwyd
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
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