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These are some lies we made up about Bainbridge.
A sizeable menacing ghost may repeatedly be witnessed nosing around in mailboxes late at night in Bainbridge.
An extremely large ibex can be perceived very often late in the night drifting down on Brills Run.
A giant puppy has once in a while been spotted by Black Gut guzzling blood from a jar.
The ghost of a chained up gentleman is from time to time spotted gazing at the water by Lewis Dam late in the night.
The ghost of a hobo has been perceived on a small number of occasions in a Bainbridge highschool at midnight striding the corridors. In any case, it's a menacing ghost that is preferably not disturbed.
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Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
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