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These are some lies we made up about Baden.
The extraterrestrial commander of an unidentified flying object has every now and then been made out hiding a dead body by a sizeable boulder in Ambridge Park at night.
An alien voyager from outer space is every now and then spotted at the stroke of midnight studying Coony Hollow in detail.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos has allegedly been noticed on many instances staring at the view from the apex of Big Knob in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A woman with a blue face may from time to time be made out at Dashields Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise enjoying the surroundings.
An alien has frequently been witnessed sipping water from Lacock Spring in the early morning hours.
William Shakespeare is often seen strolling from apartment to apartment in the early morning hours on a Baden residential road.
The ghost of a mailman has supposedly been noticed on numerous occasions browsing through the closet in the bedroom
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of a Baden building at the stroke of midnight.
A gentleman's body with the head of a goat may frequently be perceived at Beaver River before sunrise throwing chunks of concrete into the water.
The ghost of a guy holding a sword has once in a while been witnessed staring at folks in a Baden apartment through a door crack. One thing's for
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guaranteed, this ghost sure is scary; one that any sensible person wouldn't wish to encounter.
A woman with maggots crawling out of her ears is from time to time made out in a wild neighborhood near Baden.
The ghost of a bound up woman has supposedly been witnessed on frequent instances walking beside a shady highway in the neighborhood of Baden.
A massive aardvark may from time to time be observed pointing at the bystander outside Beaver Creek State Park.
The Loch Ness Monster was observed glugging down diesel from a gas pump at a gasoline station in Baden.
A massive basilisk became visible articulating into the thin air as if someone else was there.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an alien spaceship was made out walking a Sheepdog on a dark night on a shadowy Baden avenue.
A very large moose came into view staring through trailer windows in Baden late in the night.
A space invader from planet Pluto was observed watching shows in a Baden living room at night.
A woman having the head of a leprechaun has often been perceived browsing through trash container on a Baden street. Anyway, it's a scary phantom that you shouldn't go seeking.
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Ghost Sightings From Baden
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Ghost Sightings From Baden
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
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