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These are some lies we made up about Avonmore.
A giant jaguar is every so often observed up on Locust Knob calling names.
An alien from planet Mars is known to have been seen on a few occasions on the water's edge of Loyalhanna Lake appearing menacing.
The phantom of a dreadfully mangled huntsman hauling a dead moose can every so often be seen in Elrico Park at the stroke of midnight concealing a cadaver by a large rock.
The spirit of a young lady with a rope around her neck was observed before sunrise floating along Big Run. When the bystander came into view the ghost fled.
A man without a head materialized at Beaver Run Dam before dawn taking pleasure in the vista. The appearance of the witness frightened the ghost who then faded away. One thing is for sure, this spirit undoubtedly is terrifying; one that you shouldn't go seeking.
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Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
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