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A lady with a knife sticking out of her head has now and then been made out rearranging orbs about at Green Valley Farms Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise. Nonetheless, it is certainly a bloodcurdling ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
An Allosaurus is occasionally noticed being carried by a llama down a highway close to Avondale.
A medieval knight's armor lacking a person inside has been observed on numerous occasions turning toward the bystander down next to the shore at Kennett Square Reservoir.
A massive cony has frequently been observed at Lamborn Run late in the night chucking chunks of concrete into the stream.
A semi transparent guy clad as the skipper of a fishing boat has been noticed on one or two occasions walking through a house in the vicinity of Avondale. According to what the locals declare, this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was killed while traveling through Avondale some time ago.
A space alien from planet
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Pluto can repeatedly be spotted in Middle Run Valley Park very late at night tossing pebbles.
A space invader from another world may be made out time and again at a coin operated phone in Avondale making a phone call.
An ET has every now and then been seen marching through an Avondale area cemetery.
An extraterrestrial explorer
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from the cosmos is now and then spotted drinking blood from a container next to a desolate road close to Avondale at midnight.
A sizeable scary ghost is known to have been distinguished on many occasions in Bellevue State Park at the park headquarters trying to find a box. Many locals allege this ghost is that of a person who had a house here in Avondale long ago.
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There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
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