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These are some lies we made up about Avis.
The extraterrestrial technician of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is repeatedly perceived hauling a human headbone up on Bald Eagle Mountain.
A very large dingo has been seen on several instances hovering across the Bald Eagle Mountain late at night.
A partly see-through guy dressed as the captain of a liner may frequently be perceived gazing at the water by Boyd Keller Reservoir Dam in the early morning hours.
Archimedes can be made out very frequently flashing a flash light near the waterfront at Jersey Shore.
A colossal aardvark has every now and then been witnessed snooping in mailboxes before sunrise in Avis.
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Ghost Sightings From Avis
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Ghost Sightings From Avis
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
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