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These are some lies we made up about Avella.
A gigantic lynx has been made out on numerous occasions rummaging around in a cabinet in the bathroom of an Avella home before dawn.
The phantom of a tied up female can every so often be seen dragging a corpse over the grass in Cross Creek County Park very late at night. Loads of locals say this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while passing through Avella before the present. Anyway, it is indisputably a menacing ghost that is preferably not interrupted.
An extraterrestrial from Jupiter was observed crying up on Quakers Knob.
A very large antelope became visible looking at folks in an Avella mobile home through a peephole.
An extraterrestrial from space materialized at the stroke of midnight checking out Coal Hollow in detail.
The alien captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was observed dragging a dead body from the ice cold water of Brashears Run at midnight.
A gigantic fawn was observed by Zinc Dam after midnight looking at the water.
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Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
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