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These are some lies we made up about Austin.
A lady holding her head underneath her arm materialized examining Baker Hollow in detail at midnight. Other folks close at hand have had equivalent happenings involving a very similar ghost.
A massive hedgehog was seen in a mirror in an Austin mobile home; the ghost was only visible in the mirror.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has repeatedly been spotted dragging a body from the ice cold water of Ayers Shanty Run before sunrise.
The ghost of a young-looking woman having on a blood-splattered wedding gown has been said to have been witnessed on a handful of instances howling at the eye witness to leave up on the peak of Cochran Hill.
A Plateosaurus may repeatedly be perceived in Prouty Place State Park before sunrise covering a corpse by a large rock.
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Ghost Sightings From Austin
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A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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